Weep Wop app for iPhone and iPad

Unless youve had your brain taken over by a Zycod, youve heard the epic tale of Commander Thomas Dickerson and the Weep Wop. How he bravely combed the galaxy in search of alien life forms. How he encountered the most awesome sound any human has ever experienced. And how he made it back to Earth, Weep Wop in his cargo hold.

Then, of course, you must have also heard that Commander Dickerson recently unveiled his discovery to the world. And how it is multiplying beyond his wildest dreams, inhabiting the digital mobile devices of todays humanoids.

But whatever you do, be careful. It only takes a couple of clicks and your device will be taken over. And once it is, youll laugh. Youll cry. Youll kiss 99¢ good-bye.


Enjoy Space-Age Features Like:

    • Soothing, mesmerizing groans
    • Customizable colors and sounds
    • Light years of family entertainment
    • Smaller than a DX-9000 Pocket Lepton Detector
    • Four hours of play equals two years of space training
    • The ability to speak Arturion (seriously, try it)
    • Cheaper than a Mark IX space rocket
    • Baby-tested, baby approved
    • Become the envy of all your friends, family and pets
    • The second most fun thing youll do with your hands
    • The gullibility to believe anything you read in the App Store


The Discovery:

Holy Cosmos! He found it!

Commander Thomas Dickerson has been aboard the exploratory space station, Excalibur IV, for just over 300 years; 7 of them unfrozen from his cryogenic state. Brrrr! Slipping into his Artificial Atmosphere Space Suit (A2S2), he steps outside to investigate. Investigate what? He has no idea. Yet. All he knows is this could be what hes been searching for: life.

Like a solar flare, it hits him. Weep Wop. Weep Wop. A sound so beautiful So intriguing. So... familiar. Wow, thats it! He knows this sound. He used to play with this totally tubular toy when he was a kid growing up in Iowa. Well, it was actually a stick. But it was a WAY-cool stick. One that made the neatest noise. One that went, "Weep Wop."

Slowly, steadily, he reaches for the Portable Isolation Capsule (PIC) and activates it. With a blinding light and ear-ringing ZZZRRIP, all is quiet. The Weep Wop is contained. He has done it. He has found, and captured, intergalactic life.

Back in the space station, he transfers the Weep Wop to the labs secure research chamber. Glowing like the Great Arturion Nebula during a quantum vortex, it sings that same, mesmerizing tune. Weep Wop. Weep Wop. Smiling, he heads off to his cryogenic station to take a 300-year nap.

Now, back on Earth, Commander Dickerson wants to share his discovery with you and every other carbon-based life form on the planet. Maybe itll remind you of a time when things were funky and groovy. Maybe itll bring you a new atmospheric experience. Or, maybe — just, maybe — itll make your day a bit brighter.


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***Dont forget to make sure your sound is turned on to use this app***